Taideath

Bench player

"Yo should we think about bringing a Taideath in tonight?"
"Nah let the Taideaths keep warming the bench."

by Fergaveee March 1, 2023

teigen

teigen…. how do i say this. teigen is the most beautiful girl i have ever met in my life. her eyes are the purest; just looking into them makes me want to get lost. she’s super insecure about herself and thinks she’s ugly, when in reality every time i see her it’s like im looking at an angel. she has so many problems with her parents and even though it’s been hard, it’s made her into the most caring abs thoughtful person. she tends to overthink a lot about everything, even though she’s don’t nothing wrong. her hair is so smooth and silky, her eyes are the perfect shade of ocean blue. her skin is softer than silk, her face the resemblance of absolute beauty. teigen is someone who i could look hours at and never find any flaw about her. - a

brodie- “oh my god… who is that girl?”

grace- “oh, that’s teigen. she’s so fucking beautiful, right? i literally could look at her for hours.”

brodie- “she’s so beautiful that sunflowers turn to her because they think she’s their sun.”

grace- “dude… that was like.. for real so poetic.”

by fagwithadrughabit March 13, 2023

Tenderizing the taco

Female maturbation with a vibrator

She was tenderizing the taco with all that buzzing

by Snowdick March 14, 2023

Teige

Frog; they usually eat beans and ribbit.

You look like a teige

by DESS1E March 19, 2023

tender loving care

TLC.

It's good to be tender loving care.

by Debskelly1985 April 23, 2023

TEHDERZ

to be impaled by a former navy seal using a hotdog into your eye and dancing over ur body

That navy seal brutally TEHDERZ him

by S0meR4nd0mM0nkey May 14, 2023

Teigentull

When someone say they spend a lot of time at school prior to an exam, when they in reality spend multiple nights during the exam-period going to clubs.

My friend, John, always comes up with teigentull.

by Ramån May 18, 2023