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TechKilla

1) Technical killer, for example in DJ battles.
2) Killer techniques, plans of domination.
by Bugzy TechKilla August 11, 2003
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technicolor unicorn

when you paint you balls multiple colors and teabag the first girl that passes out at your brohams party.
Frat Guy 1 : did you see the technicolor unicorn on that girl's forehead?

Frat Guy 2 : suh weet brohamiun!
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half-hour clock technique

noun: a clock-watching form of procrastination, in which the procrastinator schedules the "start time" of a dreaded task based on the next "half-hour" mark of the clock. For example, if the clock reads "1:35", a procrastinator employing the half-hour clock technique will start the task when the clock strikes "2:00", usually filling in this time gap with activities such as web surfing and masturbation. The technique is popular amongst perfectionists, numerologists, the obsessive compulsive and unemployed spectrum of procrastinators.
Hey, it's 4:47. Did you finish writing that cover letter?

Actually I did not. I was waiting till 5:00 to start. I'm using the half-hour clock technique.
by 77jim April 8, 2011
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panda style technique

A type of fighting style when you connect both hands Infront of you and move them rapidly up and down
Is timur using the panda style technique on that kid?

Yea man! How could he do that?
by The 0perator March 8, 2017
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techism

1.) Technical elitism, racism, or masochism regarding ones skill or perceived technical abilities.
2.)
a. A technical spasm, caused by technology overloads
b. A technical orgasm, usually caused when first obtaining the latest in high tech gear
3.) A way to refer to the idiotic behavior of technicians of any form.
4.) A form of technical religion
1.) That person has a serious case of techism, who do they think they are?
Techism should be out lawed and banished.

2.)
a. Ew that person with all the gadets drooling, is obviously in the midst of a techism.
b. Dude I just got the new .... T T T T, I think I just had a techism in my pants.

3.) That's just one of the annoying techisms of the IT people.

4.) That's the IT department in there, where they practice techism.
by Dirty Southerner April 28, 2008
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No Shirt Technique

The art of bagging any chick on the planet by simply cruising out of the bathroom after all party participants have left, with no shirt. Clearly there must be 1 chick left, but her vulnerability is enhanced by her solitude. Few wonem can resist the no shirt technique when applied correctly.
Dude, did he bag that unstable heffer last night in the basement?" "Are you kidding, he busted out the no shirt technique, of course he got the hole." "That shit is too powerful, he better be careful." "He's batting a thousand with the NST.
by Crack-a-lackin' June 14, 2011
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propaganda techniques

what your school teaches you.
all that bullshit i heard in class today is propaganda techniques.
by Anonymous September 5, 2003
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