tecchou fucker

some weird bitches who obsess over tecchou

I love tecchou so much I feel like a tecchou fucker

by YuriStay March 23, 2022

Tech Supporch

Computer and/or network technical support provided to friends and/or family during social gatherings when one is hanging out on the porch drinking a beer and socializing.

Dude, all I wanted was to enjoy my beer but as soon as Esteban found out I work for <tech company> he cornered me for some off-the-clock tech supporch. WTF.

by Potzer August 7, 2022

Techaboo

Someone who is obsessed with technology.

Similarly to Weeaboo or Koreaboo.

Fred: I love technology so much, i use linux and I'm fluent in C++.

Caveman: Technology is gay
Fred: Technologies like cybernetic implants are the future! You probably don't even know what url means
Caveman: Ok, Techaboo

by Goofy Goofball October 3, 2023

Major Tech

A person who can work any piece of technology perfectly. Not a nerd because has friends.

Robbie Jones your a major Tech

by Max October 16, 2003

future-tech

any technology that one sees being developed in the future

My favorite future-tech idea is the flying cars from 1950's movies.

by Tom Sartain December 17, 2003

rubber-tech

akin to rubber neck but its where you suggest a sollution to a technical issue and others will gather to see the wreck that it could create.

Hey quit watching Stephanie you rubber-tech's, and get back to work... I'm sure that pulling that card wont bring down the power.

by Stixxx November 13, 2004

de-tchotchke

De-tchotchke: to rid one's abode of extraneous gee-gaws or crap that's lying around collecting dust.

In an effort to present a minimalist interior, Sue learned to de-tchotchke by eliminating annoying mementos.

by Savavieh805 May 9, 2013