/b/tard

One who has experienced true Hell on the internet. This person has probably already gone insane. Talking to them will result in your own sanity or IQ loss. Talk to a /b/tard at your own risk, newfag.

"Rofldance, dude, did you see Rick Roll doing Weegee on top of Heavy Weapons Guy last night while on the phone with desu girl? But man, I tell you, Vagineer is as almost as scary as Ceiling Cat singing double rainbow, all the way. Zeus Cat, I'm such a /b/tard. Lol, internet."

by Anonymous666420 September 21, 2010

Couche-tard

Anyone performing a particularly stupid activity anywhere in the province of Quebec, Canada.

Named after the convenience store "Couche-Tard," which literally translated from French means "late-bedder," so called because the stores are open until very late.

"That guy's riding his bicycle, uphill, in a snowstorm, in the middle of February. What a couche-tard!"

by Archie Goodwin February 18, 2008

bitch tard

A combination of bitch and retard. Best if said matter-of factly with emphasis on the tard.

Nick, get your bitch-tarded ass out of my way

by kung fu guru May 4, 2005

pop-tard

When a retarded virgin looses her cherry it is called a "pop-tard"

by f4 July 31, 2003

chromo-tard

A person who possess chromosomes that make them appear retarded. These people usually also have an unusually low IQ(under 80)

can be brought on by genetics.

parents are usually former/current druggies.

these people sometimes drool in public.

Eric: Go get me some wood glue.
Tom: what do you do with wood glue? does it taste good?
Eric: You are such a chromo-tard.
Steven: yeah dude, your fucked up.

by g-diggity June 12, 2006

tard muffin

Two goofballs acting silly randomly that have random silly conversations.

Alec: Lets go throw some of those nasty nuts that no one likes at squirrels so they eat them and then they spit them out because they are so gross!

Kelly: Haha! You're such a tard muffin!

by Tard Muffin March 27, 2009

Party Tard

Often used to describe someone who is so intoxicated at a party that they start doing stupid things such as spilling their beer, making lame jokes, etc...etc...

Did you see the party tard knocking all sorts of shit over?

by Alcoholism November 20, 2004