Twitter Quiver

Medical term describing the nerve damage to one's thumbs resulting from continuous use of these digits to type out and send useless information on their phones to friends who having nothing better to do actually have time to read them.

The prognosis is not good said the doctor to the thumb shaking patient. Your tests all came back positive for Twitter Quiver.

by Bullshitzer June 5, 2010

school twitter

a twitter stan twitter uses to keep their stan lives and personal lives separate

random person at school: what's your twitter?
me: (ohgodohgodohgodicantgivethemmystantwitter)
*gives them my school twitter*

by erinlovesolive February 18, 2018

Twitter-fit

Pitching a fit on Twitter.

The President pitched another Twitter-fit this morning.

by Preacher-Man December 21, 2018

Twitter Groupie

One who constantly mentions celebrities, and other well known figures, in their tweets in hopes of getting mentioned, or retweeted, by them.

Jennie is defiantly turning into a Twitter Groupie for The Jonas Brothers. This week alone she has tweeted to Joe 15 times, Nick 8 times, and Kevin 12 times.

by McBabe73 August 24, 2011

Twitter Parents

Parents that tell you everything their doing in the house just to keep you updated

"Son I'm gonna take a shower"

"Whatever"
"Dude you have twitter parents"

by pfi February 17, 2015

twitter fail

a tweet that is so stupid that all of your followers have no choice but to reply with insult and possibly unfollow you

tweet:1% milk is DOPE
Reply:stfu why do i follow you?
Reply2: yeah what a twitter fail

by knicksboy58 October 8, 2011

twitter prison

When Cheryl's fans go crazy by tweeting #MTVEMA #NominateCheryl to vote for her EMA, so we get out in twitter jail/prison for a period of time. Dedication = consequences, but do us all a favour, go and tweet it for us, thankyall

Soldier 1 : hey can you tweet extra I'm in twitter jail

Soldier 2 : will do haha
Soldier 3 : me too I'm in twitter prison aswell

by CherylFan September 13, 2014