tuna pinata

you take a leather sack with a hole in the bottom and hang it from a tree in your backyard. then you climb into the sack after coating your balls in tuna oil. once you're in the sack and your nuts are hanging through the hole, a cage full of angry, hungry cats are let loose in the yard and they rip your balls to shreds.

"Have you seen Drew today?" "No, not since the tuna pinata, he's been in the hospital recovering."

by stephen floyd January 10, 2008

Tuna Helper

(1)deoderant for the not so fresh vagina.

(2) the new and improves version of the "stinky pinky"

Mary took herself to the store to buy some Tuna helper because flies were starting to congregate around her crotch.

by tuna&shitbird January 8, 2005

Tuna Strip

Another name for Maxi-pads or any other feminine napkin.

Her: "Honey, can you stop off at the store and buy me some pads?"

Him: "What? You're out of tuna strips again?"

by Vashtidog October 11, 2009

The Creamy Tuna

The act of hitting the pussy and ejaculating inside a tuna fish's mouth. Then proceed to slap the partners face with the fish many times until the semen is released onto the partners face and chest.

why is Jill crying? O, because Jim gave her The Creamy Tuna

by CharlieBlaze420 August 2, 2010

tuna clamper

the clamping of the vagina due to too much licking of the vagina after it has gone through a menstrual bleed and ejaculation.

dude after we fucked she had a tuna clamper cause that beezy was duuuuuuuurty!

by ellomate1234567891 February 27, 2011

Tuna Tits

someone who is shaped like a lemon and is a term used from boys named keegan

Aw see that big Gillian she’s shaped like a lemon and has tuna tits

by abowler October 30, 2019

Subway Tuna

Smelly dirty pussy.

I got really drunk last night, and I got me some subway tuna.

by Naimoli45 February 15, 2021