sexual truth or dare

Playing a game of truth or dare but with sexual themes such as "I dare you to finger me" or "Is it true that you wanna fuck me?"

Emma asked James if he would like to play sexual truth or dare

by Ouran February 19, 2018

“The truth shall set you free”

Actually, this saying is ITSELF one of the LEAST “true” statements of all time… as we are all too painfully aware, “coming clean” to the powers-that-be (i.e., parents, teachers, policemen, etc.) seldom if ever actually gains or maintains your “freedom”; in fact, usually the **exact opposite** occurs whenever you bravely/penitently reveal your shameful secrets like this --- rather than their extending any significant “charity” (i.e., mercy or forgiveness) to you in response to your trustingly/naively-admitted revelations of past transgressions, these hypocritical and out-of-touch-with-reality sadists generally do everything they can to CURTAIL your freedom and otherwise make you as miserable as possible, such as giving you an extended time-out, grounding you for an outrageously-long period, making you stay in from recess, throwing you in the slammer for a few days, and so on. So unless there is some serious injustice that your silence is maintaining (such as that an innocent person is being blamed/punished for something that you did), it’s usually wise to follow Will Roger’s advice to “never pass up a good chance to shut up”… contrary to what these authority-figures may try to assure you, they generally do **not** “have your best interests at heart”… about all they actually wanna do is try to soothe their **own** perpetually-gnawing consciences by being overly hard on anyone under their care!

My conscience was pricking me after hearing the local minister preaching about “the truth shall set you free”, and so like the total dumba** that I am, I went to the police station and admitted to the desk-sergeant about my having swiped a few candy-bars and a couple bottles of soda from the local Circle-K over the past six months; rather than just smiling and praising me for “being a good boy” to be so honest, though, the officer merely slapped da cuffs on me and made me cool my heels in jail for 48 hours! Talk about a letdown --- he didn’t even seem to care about my protests that he was blatantly going against what the preacher had just said was supposed to happen when we admit our sins! I think I’ll sue that minister for misrepresentation and deceitful speech --- I shoulda merely kept my big mouth shut, just as I always have in the past regarding stuff like this! And then he wonders why he has such a hard time gaining or keeping church-members!

by QuacksO November 25, 2018

Quoted For Truth and Great Justice

Used to imply that one's words are utterly and undeniably true, and that it needs to be quoted in order to ensure that the point is proven.

"Pluto Nash was an abomination...Quoted For Truth and Great Justice."

by Dark Soul X August 29, 2009

religious truth

What one perceives as God's word, which can be different things to people in a group but is known to be absolute fact to each individual.

When someone says they have religious truth remember this saying: "Follow him who seeks the truth; beware of him who has found it."

by harry flashman July 14, 2003

Truth Seeker

The modern name for someone that questions the official narrative. Someone that searches for evidence on both sides of an argument rather than just believing Government and Institutional Propaganda.
More and more Truth Seekers have emerged around the world since the uncovering of Government Lies surrounding JFK, 9/11, the Iraq war and so called Covid 19 Pandemic.
The term 'Conspiracy Theorist' was a previously derogatory name invented by the CIA and given to Truth Seekers to discredit their findings around JFK's internal assassination.

He's a Truth Seeker, not a Conspiracy Theorist

by Narrativequestions June 4, 2022

trout

The new word used in place of ratchet, epic, swag etc.

For every possible setting.

That bitch trout.

I don't give a trout hoot bout squat wack.

That clown acting pretty trout over there.

by ShishSONxxxZhG December 24, 2014

trough

English way of describing the way you feel when ill, mainly in conjunction with a hangover! Being a very low point at that time....a trough. Being in a trough is not nice at all.

" Butler is in a trough as he hasn't finished his Strongbow"

by Russell Williams December 28, 2005