the country k

A country guy with no life that likes to look up random words on the urban dictionary

The country k is pretty lonely today

by llinard July 19, 2017

Country Cousin

A distant cousin or relative with an unsophisticated backwoods and sometime incestual outlook on life. Typically acostumed to spending more time socializing with livestock than people and their social skills are indicative of this.

Britney Lane is my country cousin she keeps a rooster in the house because she refuses to buy an alarm clock.

by 🤔🧐🤣😂 September 20, 2019

Country Ham

The term used to describe the general appearance of the marble hammock when the skin is stretched, bunched together, and shoved through a crack in a door.

'Chris totally served up some country ham when I knocked on the bathroom door.'

OR:

'What is that hanging off the doorknob?'

'Oh thats just Chris's country ham. He's letting it air dry. You know....he does that.'

by Humperdink Rhino October 13, 2008

Country Brit

A British person from the British Country Side, such as Scotland, Ireland, South Africa. Country Brits are in most significant numbers from “The Great Outback” Australia. One of the most significant and most distinguished careers as the Country Brit of all time is the one and only “Crocodile Dundee”; another favorite Country Brit was the Great Late Steve Irwin. More contemporary Country Brits to recently have been cherished are Thor actor Chris Hemsworth, Country Brits in music prevailing are Iggy Azalea and Keith Urban. Country Brits are extremely popular in entertainment for their courageous spirit and good looks. But primarily because they are the Brits that challenged to venture out into the world into the unfamiliar countryside that Mother Queen claimed as the British Countryside at one point or another. Furthermore, most are very decent looking, such as the Irish looking most glamorous of them is Country Brit Nicole Kidman. So the next time you feel delighted and fascinated by a celebrity on TV that looks wonderful, beautiful, and courageous, and too good looking to be valid, such as Suicide Squad Harley Quinn’s Country Brit Star Margot Robbie... Think 🤔 okay, that’s a *COUNTRY BRIT. ⭐️🤩⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ British Countryside “Country Brit.”

est. (2011, MQ.MC).

Thank goodness for that Country Brit, so brave and good looking.

by Mimi the mama July 8, 2021

Country waffle

After having sex with a relative you smell your finger

Damn bubba, me and Jenny just had a country waffle last night

by Phat dino March 6, 2021

developing country

Countries with economies that are not as advanced as developed countries

Sierra Leone is not a developed country it’s a developing country

by caniputmyballsinyomamsjaws February 1, 2022

slingblade country

Anytime you have to stop at some weird named town, usually off the interstate traveling between the eastern and western America which is the shithole known as the Mid-West.

Mike: Hey man, we need to stop for gas and I gotta take a piss.
Dave: Shit, alright but do it quick cause we're in slingblade country and I dont wanna get rolled by some redneck that thinks I have a "perrty mouth"

by chokeabitch September 23, 2018