Taint Bumps

The snorting of a narcotic (i.e. Cocaine or Heroin) off the skin between a persons/animals genitals and anus

Brad: Hey Carb, heard your new boyfriend is a real freak!
Carbon: Yeah, he just called and told me to get some "E" and Blow. Says he wants to do "Taint Bumps" and roll all night with me!
Brad: I'm Jealous!!

by Evil Enzo August 24, 2008

taint roller

one whom is all "up" on the taints goin from taint to taint

man you one crazy taint roller how many you get last week?

by Jacob January 27, 2005

taint paint

Wiping your finger, sex toy, or tongue on the taint removing any fecal matter acquired during ass play.

I was fingering this girl in the ass and I had shit all over my finger so I taint painted and got it all clean.

by parkay321 June 11, 2011

taint rake

v. to pleasure by rubbing/scraping the teeth against one's taint (gooch), collecting pubic hair and dingleberries in the crevices of the teeth with each rake-like movement

I would taint rake John for parts.

by BIKES April 30, 2006

Taint painting

When a woman rides your face while shes on her period and the other person comes up with red wings

A bloody face can be a result of taint painting.

by Hunybunz June 10, 2018

taint's neighbor

Another term for Anus. Derived as being located next to the taint.

Taint's neighbor let out an ominous howl and a rancid stench quickly filled the room.

by glopezsez September 24, 2008

Taint Tapper

a person that loves tapping peoples area between their vagina(woman) or nutsack(guy)
& asshole. Commonly known as the taint.

Jenny Kenny is suck a taint tapper.

by Kendra Trego February 9, 2009