chocky swipe

To run your finger around your arse hole then rub it on somebodys top lip just under the nose,usually while there drunk and asleep causing hillarious results.

we chocky swiped john last night, he woke up and threw up, it was funny as fuck

by carl oleary October 26, 2006

Swiss Logic

When normal logic is full of holes and is rendered entirely incoherenet.

If I could go back in time just once....I'd kill Kennedy.

by OniGenki April 29, 2003

Swiper

Border control on the childrens show Dora the Explorer

Dora: Swiper don't swipe it, Swiper don't swipe it, Swiper don't swipe it.
Swiper: Awww man.

by CaTcH My STANK September 27, 2010

swiss

something that's cool but vintage, old school

Check out these sweet swiss Air Jordans, they're so old-school!

by Haylo May 31, 2005

Swiss army slut

A chick that you can use for just about anything

I was fuckin this chick in the ass last night, when I was done she ate her own shit off my dick, then she ate my shit, then she changed the oil in my car, then she sucked off the dog.

Man she sounds like a real Swiss army slut.

by sweatygooch August 2, 2010

Swiss

Anything that is uber-cool, and generally noted as being cool without exception. Swiss folks have the best chocolate, knives, neutrality, etc. so anything that is "Swiss" is always to be lauded, appreciated, and generally known as amazing.

Your idea for the company prospectus is so much cooler than everyone else's, it's like fully Swiss!!

by SmileChurch March 10, 2011

Swip swap

When a couple exchanges sexual partners with another couple for a limited time period. Usually lasting about 3 strokes.

Hey, did you hear Aaron and Jen like to do the ole swip swap?

by RU1N3R January 22, 2019