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Sweat-mathing

The desperate, reactionary act of attempting to exclude yourself from a time-based crisis using mathematics in a social setting.
Dude, Stacy told me she was pregnant yesterday. I just stared right through her while sweat-mathing.
by Alkaiser September 9, 2010
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Sweat the pipe

I wanted to sweat the pipe after I saw that girl.

That girl sweat my pipe pretty well
by Alex, Sean, Jake, Drew March 1, 2011
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Sweat Duke

1) A term generally utilized in the Southern United States describing the act of defecation in a hot, air-condition free, and generally uncomfortable facility whereas the act of defecating (or taking a duke) instantaneously produces a sheen of sweat making the wiping of one's posterior a slippery, sweaty and colossally unnerving undertaking; 2) Any uncomfortable situation producing the psychological effect of actually having to perform the aforementioned duking; 3) A general colloquialism amongst close friends where a need to duke immediately and violently becomes apparent and must be vocalized in explication of a speedy egress from the group; 4) A verbal recognition of affirmation to a close friend for having to complete a reprehensible and unpleasant task.
Sorry I was late, I had to hit the outhouse for a mighty Sweat Duke before I came to the BBQ.

Having to tell that woman I ran over her chincilla with the brush-hog was a real Sweat Duke.

Ah, Man! Gotta go -Sweat Duke time! <--*in response* Poor Billy, I hope he is okay...Be strong soldier. Be strong.
by silverback487 November 23, 2011
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sweat-shortie

Sorority or preppy type girls that indescribably wear long sleeve sweatshirts with unbelievably short shorts.
That girl knows she's wrorg, 48 degrees out, and she's wearing that long-ass sweatshirt with them short-ass shorts. That's a sweat-shortie fo sho!
by dugsmet October 10, 2012
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Sweatangle

A triangular shaped sweat stain. It is usually located at the base of someone's back, and created from doing hard work such as mowing the lawn on a tractor.
Gaymes: Hey, that old lady is cutting the grass.

Bro: Who cares about that! Look at that sweatangle on her

back. That's so hot!!

Gaymes: I think I just threw up in my mouth...
by reddbeerd January 24, 2013
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sweat angel

Playing off the term "snow angel," this refers to the sweaty outline of a body left on a mattress after an extended session of sex.
Want to come to my room and make sweat angels?
by Sensory_overlord August 18, 2014
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Sweat clank

When you go to take a dump while your sweating really bad and the toilet seat sticks to ur ass and slams down and goes clank !
Jimmy, I had to go to the bathroom really bad after jogging and had a sweat clank
by Chesterbimbo March 30, 2016
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