When you are participating in a MMF ménage à trois and both men position themselves ither side of the woman’s shoulders and perform their ejaculate upon climax directly into said woman’s armpits. To then which the woman presses her elbows to her hips and then raising her arms, streaming a spider web like wing span. Known as the SPIDER-MAN FLIGHT SUIT.

So I tried the Spider-Man flight suit, note to self... next time shave my armpits first.

The Spider-Man flight suit by Baked and fried September 19, 2021

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with stick or in suit

To meet in person (with stick) or in court (in suit) to sort out conflict

“I’m sick of your loud noise all night”
“Well let’s meet with stick or in suit and sort it out because I’m not quieting down”

with stick or in suit by Obediah Stain February 20, 2023

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Chicken Noodle Suit

A suit made of chicken noodle; not appropriate for the office.

You don't wear no damn chicken noodle suit in here!

Chicken Noodle Suit by Someguyorperson July 2, 2023

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three-piece suit

A lawyer who specializes in cash-seeking court-cases involving either a guy's "keeping an extra spare tire in his trunk" (i.e., getting some tail from two additional women besides his significant other), or someone's possessing one more than da two-firearm limit allowed by local ordnance --- I mean, ordinance.

Monica Blewinsky should have hired a three-piece suit to file a lack-of-faithfulness claim against da infamous "Willie with his willy", since in all likelihood he'd had at least one OTHER fellatio-favoring female in his life besides herself and his wife Hilary.

three-piece suit by QuacksO August 23, 2023

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