Smokes and Milk

When your kids are being total dickheads and you say you're heading to the store to pick up a few things, but really that's your way out of this hellish kid-filled life.

"We ruined dad's box of vintage Playboys so he said he was just going to the store for smokes and milk. That was 18 years ago. And come to think of it, he didn't even smoke!"

by Ol Grimey January 2, 2018

stoke golding

A small quiet village in Hinckley, home to small minded posh kids that like to think there the dogs bollocks, st Martin's is the local academy, full of arrogant snobby teachers. If you walk into stoke golding make sure you don't speak to anyone as you will be looked down onto as if you are a local chav from barwell or earl Shilton

Oh have you been to 'stoke golding' recently... one of the kids have the new iPhone that cost £...

by Bensonwaterbeer May 31, 2018

Stoker’s dip

A real working mans dip the best at packing and the best long lasting flavor

Yee yee just got me a can of stoker’s dip time to party

by Yee yee dipper August 28, 2018

Stokers

Good/cheap dip. Shit that a redneck would pull out at a party with a natural light in in hand listening to Waylon Jennings. Comes in different flavors and cuts and they make stokers chew for football coaches that say it’s sunflowers seeds.

Blair you got any Copenhagen

Nah man I got that stokers mint

Fuck man at least get some fuckin wintergreen

by Lil cookie 40 July 8, 2019

stovesketti

Stovesketti is when you make a ton of spaghetti on Friday, leaving it in the pot on the stove through the weekend, reheating and adding water each as you go to reinvigorate it when you get the munchies.

Hey Tucker! You got any thing to eat? Yeah man, grab some of that stovesketti in the kitchen, already day three and that Shit is still straight fire!

by TS Ammo May 29, 2020

smokespiration

When you smoke enough of that good good(usually a sativa) and gain inspiration to complete tasks.

I'm gonna need some smokespiration to go tweaker on this kitchen.

by Slumdog Hunnay July 17, 2020

Stovesexual

You identify as a stove and your are sexual and romantically Attracted to stoves

Son: mom I got to tell you something

Mom: yes son, what is it?
Son: I’m stovesexual
Mom:I’m proud of you from coming out to me and being who you want to be

by Stovesexual100 September 14, 2020