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Key Slapping

A person who continuously slaps the keys on a keyboard making unpleasantly loud noises.
When DK does a control F website search on the keyboard, he keeps Key Slapping the enter key on each search result.

"It's because I'm left handed" is his foolish answer.
by Dallas1976 August 4, 2007
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Egg-Swapping

When two young hipsters (typically Japanese) carefully spit eggs into each others' mouths as a way of making out. It was featured on the =3 RayWilliamJohnson show and uploaded on Youtube (called "Egg-Swap: WTF Japan Seriously!?").
Yo, did you see that weird ass video on YouTube??? Two chinks spitting eggs into each other...egg-swapping...
by EggrohboiN_D November 1, 2011
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pad slapping

The process in which a prepubescent girl preferably 12 is raped while having a tampon inside her. Once her cherry is popped, take the tampon out and shove it in her ass (make sure she hasn't popped) once the tampon is covered in blood, semen, and poop slap her in the face with it until she is either knocked out or begs for mercy.
Oh boy Jonny i hope u had fun pad slapping your cousin
by Snooki af April 25, 2019
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Kentucky Snapping Turtle

A sexual act including two males and one female in which the female is giving one male a blow job while having intercourse via doggy style with the other male. (See "running the train") When the male rams his penis into the females vagina, she, in turn, bites down onto the blow job recipient's penis.
"Damn, when you rammed it to that ho, she pulled a Kentucky Snapping Turtle and took a chunk out of my dick!"
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Stepping back

when you can see you don't make someone happy and you know they better off with out you if it's true love they will want you to be happier.
Jerry:I'm sorry but you not happy with me anymore I'm stepping back.

Spike : I will Always love you.

Jerry: forever!
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 15, 2019
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STEPPING ON IT

When the mere prescence of someone interferes with your productivity it is as if they are stepping on your dick.
My project was nearly complete until my boss came and was stepping on it.

I was about to line up the digits with a hottie until some Randy came and was stepping on it.
by Ginger Josh May 22, 2006
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Swapping Cunts

Sexual activity, specifically oral sex, between two people.

Swapping cunts, like most sexual slang terms, can mean any number of other acts. They include, but are not limited to: Making out, Vaginal intercourse, Anal intercourse, manual stimulation, fisting, 69, or any variety of shit play.

It is commonly said in a guido accent, as "Swappin' Cunts."
"You swappin'/swapping cunts in there?"

"Where's Ted?"
"He's with Kate... I think they're swappin' cunts."

(To the tune of "The Love Boat")
"Swah-pin Cunnnnnts"
by Mike Pfeiffer November 23, 2007
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