sprinkle brain

When your brain is as small as a sprinkle

Sarah has a sprinkle brain

by Fireman2125 November 6, 2017

Sprinkles

When a person's hands and/or feet are soaked in water and wrinkles eventually develop on the tips of fingers and/or toes.

“My feet have been in the hot tub so long, my toes have developed sprinkles.”

“I’ve been in the pool for so long, my fingers have become sprinkly!”

by Raeraerae17362784 May 11, 2018

Spurnkle

It’s either a ring, a hot dog, a dance group or an umpaloompa.

Jason: “I got you a spurnkle”
Britney “It’s only 6 carrots take it back”

Or

Wanda: “do you wanna come see my spurnkle preform tonight?”
Joey: “yeah then maybe afterwards I’ll show you my 6 inch spurnkle”

Or

“There’s a lot of spurnkles in Willy wonka”

by willowtreesandfire June 14, 2018

Sprinkley

A little bit sprinkling, like rain

Today it was a little sprinkley

by MissReynoso July 12, 2018

sprinkler system

The sexual act where multiple women squirt on the face of a male participant. Essentially female bukkake.

Last night was so hot, five girls gave me the sprinkler system!

by Lrrr Ruler of Omicron Persei 8 August 30, 2018

Sprinkles

A very serious panic attack.

For an example,

I was so scared i had to text my friends sprinkles.

by Helpfulsum September 9, 2018

Sprinkler Closet

A closet in a business where you go and masterbate, sometimes in front of others

"Damn Gene, I got caught in the Sprinkler Closet last night!"

by Fireball-Z November 15, 2018