screw you and the horse you rode in on

a phrase with origins in the late 20th century used to tell someone that they are being assanine, incosiderate, rude, or prickish.

You: Hey amigo would you keep that damn music down? I work third you know.

Latino Neighbor: Ese its Cinco De Mayo, the celebration for the freedom of my country!

You: Why dont you celebrate later buddy oh yeah and Screw you and the horse you rode in on!

by IAM GREENCURSE March 24, 2010

two guys 1 screwdriver

a dude puts a screw driver in his dick while another man fucks him from behind and they both yell ohhh baby fuck yeah,then the one with the screwdriver in his penis hole drives it in farther get it drives like screwdriver anyway he floors that shit in their and he cums and his cum sprays in 2 directions

*guy 1:did you see that two guys 1 screwdriver last night
*guy 2:no you gay faggot

by assraper69 December 29, 2015

chopped and screwed

a song by t-pain feat. ludacris

"Now you've offically been chopped and screwed
Screwed-Screwed
Chopped-Chopped"

by prettybby February 22, 2009

Montreal Screw Job

Amy sexual act involving three different participants, where one of the three is duped or tricked into a compromising or embarrassing situation during climax by the other two people.

The two of us tied her up and banged her brains out. As soon as we finished we stole her wallet and peed in her purse. It was a real Montreal Screw Job.

by CHYNAisPretty November 13, 2012

screwpu

a feeling of hatred towards something

1. screwpu ass hole!
2. screwpu!

by lime October 25, 2003

screwberry rx

Drink made with Orange Juice, Cranberry Juice, and vodka. Known to cure Vitamin C deficiencies and urinary tract problems. May lead to drunken pizza ordering and babies mama's.

We were just kicking it drinking screwberry rx's.

by wise one. September 9, 2008

Screw and forget syndrome

Medical condition in which every time you are done screwing someone, you feel like staying away from that other person, as far as you can.
It takes no distinction among lovers, from fuck buddies to half-century marriages.

Because of my screw and forget syndrome, I told my wife after I banged her to go sleep on a motel.

by texaro February 16, 2009