Slapping The Jelly

euphemism for female masturbation.

I caught sarah slapping the jelly last night.

by Nav irio May 15, 2010

Snapping Wood

When one's dick has been bent out of shape in the woman's anus it is known as snapping wood

I fucked that horse so hard i started snapping wood

by The Laddergoat March 13, 2011

Slapping Bone

The act of one masturbating so vigorously that the skin tears off the handlers member and they are left stroking only bone.

Dude 1:'What's that noise'
Dude 2:'Oh, Will's just slapping bone...'
Dude 1:'Sounds grim'

by SM130definition May 9, 2011

Spranning

An adjective or action. Shortened term for "Spray Tanning" that can also be used as "Spran" or past tense of "Spranned."

"I just got home from spranning, the salon was packed today!"

"Your spran looks so good, no streaks or anything! Where do you go?"

"I just got spranned" LOL

by elledunham June 9, 2013

slapping pink

Female masturbation

When I opened the bedroom door he saw her slapping pink.

by BobAbui April 14, 2015

spraying midnight juice

When u are over at a girls house past midnight and u cum all over her. Preferably face but stomach or tits will do.

You were really spraying midnight juice last night eh?

by BigPapi420 July 6, 2015

Slapping the cat

A phrase that means "I am just kidding"

"Hey you look great in that shirt!"
"Really, you think so?"
"Nah, I'm just slapping the cat, you look terrible!"

by proooj February 29, 2016