greasy spoon 

A cheap snack bar or cafeteria serving inexpensive cholesterol-heavy food to the working classes.

A full English fry up, sickly ketchup, astringent malt vinegar and a mug of boiling hot tea all sitting on a cracked formica table. Bloody marvellous!

The Rendezvous on the A22 at Wapses Lodge, between Whyteleafe and Caterham.

greasy spoon by Lee Farmie October 15, 2004

Comically Large Spoon

A spoon that is comically large

A comically large spoon is a physic type's ultimate weapon!

Comically Large Spoon by HilarioXRosa_(Pokemon) June 16, 2020

Double spoon 

When a person spoons two people, it is a very kinky, but honestly affectionate course of action

it was cold and we had no choice, the three of us had to double spoon to keep up body heat!

Double spoon by spoonilicious December 31, 2010

salt spoon 

When you spoon somebody out of anger.

She gave me the salt spoon last night.

salt spoon by WILLisNOTaPINEAPPLE January 2, 2017

gag me with a spoon 

Exclamation that describes displeasure on the part of the speaker due to something being distasteful or otherwise sickening or displeasurable. From valspeak, so somewhat archaic. Usage these days is considered silly.

Oh, gag me with a spoon! Look at the zits all over that nerd's face!

gag me with a spoon by Dennis October 10, 2003

born with a plastic spoon in my mouth 

The be born poor; the opposite of being born with a [silver spoon in your mouth.

I'm not poor and dumb enough to be a NASCAR driver, Kenny! I wasn't born with a plastic spoon in my mouth like you!

-- Eric Cartman

born with a plastic spoon in my mouth by Tenacious Faulker April 2, 2011

asian spoon 

When someone (preferably small) is kneeling on the floor and a second individual (preferably larger and with big muscles) envelopes the first person aforementioned in a large kneeling embrace.

Yo! Did you just asian spoon his momma??

asian spoon by Fatasian257 March 8, 2017