sphincter snake

A particular breed of snake that dwells in the household bath or shower. whilst the bath or shower is in use the snake recoils back into the drain, and if you are unlucky, will spring out of the drain and sink its fangs right in your sphincter.

as a person is going for a shower "watch out for the sphincter snake."

after having been bit "AH! THE SPHINCTER SNAKE BIT ME!"

by Sparkyyyyyy September 2, 2005

Spoinkers

A being that is strange in their own way yet has a presence to make people smile, they are normally very emotional people which can love unconditionally and believe there is such a think as love but its not perfect and have good common sense.
Spoinkers should always have someone to trust and will always stand by someone who needs their help, they will make loads of mistakes and bad choices before making some good ones, they don't really like to share either especially with food and can get annoyed really easily.
Some people even make little theme songs for the spoinkers kind, they are one wild prick, but there the ones you wouldn't change. If you think your a spoinkers you would have Blue eyes, that's the key to knowing.

Spoinkers na na naa BONKERS ;)

by whoshallibe53 December 9, 2012

spoiner

Another word for spider.

I just saw a big spoiner.

by Spoiner December 19, 2016

SPOINK IT

A term randomly created by the CHHS Class of 2019.

I don't give a crap about Hype 2020 we're all about that Spoink It 2019!

by Guysonabus October 7, 2017

Spoink

Classy or cool

That dress is looking very spoink/spoinky today

by Kaden peltarino November 4, 2018

Spoinkin the boink

The act of preforming oral sex

“Nancy is really experienced with spoinkin the boink”

by Smolkittybean February 6, 2019

spoinged

A verb and an onomatopoeia for the sound of something growing really rapidly, for example, a leaf flopping out and quickly growing out of a plant, in a cartoon-y sound effect kind of way.

That leaf just spoinged out of my Monstera overnight!

by CalamityClaire June 15, 2020