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Spider-Man That Hoe you

it is when you are jerking off and right before you nut u nut in your hand then you rub your hand on girls face and you run off like webslinging
by Alenadro Jihad March 5, 2008
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Spider-Man

Marvel character ruined by Andrew Garfield.
#TobyMcGuireIsTheRealSpiderMan
Every sequel was shit except the Spider-Man trilogy.
by Gold Teeth October 31, 2017
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Sideman

A person which intentionally leaves out a friend a special occasion e.g a birthday party or an event/outing
Tim is such a sideman he didn't invite me to Thorpe park. Look at those sidemen. What a side he just left me waiting.
by Pseudonym536 May 31, 2014
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spidermanned

What Kirsten Dunst had done for the movie Spiderman.

She had her boobies spidermanned.
by Tex April 17, 2004
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Who is the REAL Spider-Man?

The REAL Spider-Man is a Man, Born June 1st, 1984. He is Mulatto (Half Persian, half Cameroonian!) Majored in Psychology, majors in Medicine, currently fighting crime in Romania, he is a proficient speaker of over half a dozen languages, excels at a multitude of sports, including but not limited to, arm-wrestling, MMA, table-tennis, just to name a few. He is the second in a sibship of 6 brothers, and is hiding in plain site, affectionately refered to as Spidey! He is also an avid guitar and chess player.
Who is the REAL Spider-Man? Well, he is responsible for stopping criminals in more counties than one! Sometimes leading to their arrests! At times having to combat several enemies at once, he always emerges victorious.
by Spideyace October 26, 2011
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SpyderMan

A pig-faced, bottom feeding, virginal geek who sets himself up for verbal assrape repeatedly through both idiocy and blind love of Spider-Man. See also word4um kiddie/word
SpyderMan will let any man sling his web all over his snout.
by KirkAngel April 8, 2003
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