barking wolf spider

farting

(after letting out a loud fart) Dude, did you hear that barking wolf spider?

by Pugs64 March 30, 2010

Fetus Spiders

Fetus Spiders occur when a person takes part in sexual intercourse just as they, or their partner, enter their menstrual cycle. It is quite the feat because you have to time your cum shot just right so you can fertilize the egg as it's exiting through the beef curtains. Once fertilized, the Fetus Spiders become larva and nest within both partners pubic forests. It takes, on average, one month for a feti-larva to become a full grown Fetus Spider. Once in Fetus Spider form, the creature is able to crawl and reproduce, just as everything else.
They average to be about 50-60 pounds, can run up to 85 mph and stand 5-7ft tall.
Works best while doing it doggie style or reverse cowgirl, although scientists have not proven this to be true.

1. My girlfriend breeds the best Fetus Spiders in her raunchy vagina.

2. A Fetus Spider reproduced with my baby and made feti-larva in my ball fro.

by vagrant48 March 10, 2009

spidey sling

when porking a female in the canine position, imminent to ejaculation the male extracts his member and continues to beat with his hand until climax, at which point the man cream is intercepted by the male hand. once in place the semen is slung spiderman-esque towards the female rear whilst calling "go web" using correct handular movement one can re-create being spiderman in the comfort of ones own boudoir.

"spidey sense tingling... ...GO WEB..WOOPOW"

"hey Beeatch, take my spidey sling"

by The green goblin April 30, 2006

spiderlining

When using smokeless tobacco, sipderlining is the long strand of spit that connects the user's lip to the bottle or cup he is spitting into. This is usually a sign of a novice, and is typically an insult

Uh, dude, you're spiderlining...Fuckin' rookie.

by Futrell May 16, 2006

spiderman dat hoe

like the 'superman dat hoe' payback scheme, when a man is dissastisfied from not getting any sex from his partner, he'll ejaculate onto his hand and quickly throw it onto his partner's face in wrist-flicking motion.

DUDE! my bitch didn't gimme what i wanted, so i did spiderman dat hoe on her HAHA

by ronKwon February 22, 2008

Spiderpubes

When a man's wet pubes stick to the inside of his thighs, resembling a scraggly spiderweb.

"Today, I looked down in the shower and noticed that I had massive spiderpubes."

by Psas May 24, 2009

Dennis Hopper Spider

A poisonous arachnid with a devilish smile. Often found in Baton Rouge.

"whoa!"
"what?"
"I just saw a Dennis Hopper Spider!"

by Crown Boy November 17, 2009