Bomb sheltered

A person who has been sheltered by an extreme degree.

Boy: Have you seen that funny video of the dancing cat on YouTube?
Girl: What's YouTube?
Boy: Gee, what are you? Bomb sheltered?

by NoMoreVillains June 1, 2009

Basement Smelt

A noun used to describe a person. It revolves around a person and/or thing being afraid to go inside the basement. Usually someone who has been in the location, however has not gone into the underground level. This is a negative sounding noun. This often occurs at parties, abandoned buildings, hospitals etc.

Yo Wilks a Basement Smelt, he wouldn't reach the basement of the hospis

by Hospis Vet March 1, 2011

Basement Smelt

A noun that usually has a negative outcome. Someone who goes to a location and enters it, however doesn't go in the basement. To classify as a basement smelt the whole area of the location must be entered, except the basement or underground area. The reasoning to be a 'basement smelt' is because there is either a fear or phobia of something in beneath the middle floor. Examples are parties, abandoned buildings, hospitals etc.

'yo wilks such a basement smelt, he didn't even go downstairs'.

by Hospis Vet March 1, 2011

semen shelter

a term used when unable to say vagina in social conversation.

You don't want to go diving in a recently used semen shelter.

by doc.azn December 7, 2012

Cock smelting

To perform the act of extraction on a cock.

Suzy could make a guy cum in seconds. Her cock smelting skills were second to none.

by Bad News Bond July 15, 2016

Cock smelter

a person who performs the act of extraction on a cock, or cock smelting.

Suzy could make a guy come in seconds, she was a fantastic cock smelter.

by Bad News Bond July 15, 2016

tax shelter

n. Bunker in which to hide with one's tax returns when the press come around.

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I need a few more yards of concrete. The reporters got a backhoe and dug up my last tax shelter.

Have you thought of using a charitable foundation?

by gnostic3 October 3, 2016