Uncle Carl Sanchez

Giving your lover a shit-moustache AND shit-goatee, transforming them into an older, more savvy, Dirty Sanchez

Sally always bitched about my lack of creativity in the bedroom, so she was rather surprised when I splattered her with an Uncle Carl Sanchez.

by King David October 8, 2004

dirty sanchez

an affectionate term, for an affectionate act. After a session of sweet loving, the male partner wipes his hand accross his backside, paying particular attention to the index finger. The finger is then wiped gently accross his female partners top lip, leaving an authentic looking mexican moustache.. Or a 'dirty sanchez'.

I love you more than anything, please accept this dirty sanchez as a token of my appreciation.

by the gringo July 21, 2003

Strawberry Sanchez with Sprinkles

This combo also includes portions of the houdini, Houdini, The - the part when you pull out and spit on her back. In response, she believes you're done and turns around. Then, BAM, spunk in her face and yell, "HOUDINI" because you tricked her, or in this case continue with the Strawberry Sanchez with Sprinkles.

See previous example

by Tom March 29, 2005

Dirty Sanchez

Performed during the early stages of the act of analingis. Takes place when the "giver" is teasing the most sensitive portions of the rectum with their lips only. The receiver has intentionally avoided any act of personal hygene for several days to the anus, thus resulting in a chocolaty, fecal surprise, also known as a "dingleberry" for their partner to spread generously around the lips, mustach & lower goatee area of the face.

The result of the Dirty Sanchez is often the look of a 1920's painting of a sad clown or hobo face.

by badass143 February 6, 2010

white sanchez

The act of ejaculating into a woman and then drinking your own juices out of her.

This porn is good but audience be warned. The scene ends with a white sanchez!

by Erin Scott March 4, 2007

Sanchez

Sanchez- noun. A plain white workvan that swerves all over the road, loaded with beaners. Usually has more rust than paint.

Sanchez- verb. To settle a score through vicious acts of vandalism.

n.~ I had a Sanchez in front of me and the fucking bumper fell off.

v.~ He talked to me like a bitch, so I sanchezed the living shit out of the place.

by Bill Murphy September 20, 2005

dirty sanchez

A "dirty sanchez" is when you see someone who looks like they are dressed up as a mexican for halloween, but then you get closer. Then you smell something and realize it might be poo poo, or gushie. It's so gross you feel like throwing up. Some people call it dirty sanchez, some people call it stinky stevie, but it's a poop mustache...a painted poop mustache. GROSS!

I almost threw up when I realized Lomita had a poop mustache, known as a dirty sanchez, that I could actually smell when talking to her.

by Grossed OUT July 25, 2006