shit shocker

When you Take a shit and look at it and are baffolded how it crawled out your sphinkter.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
....WHEH, im glad thats over
(looking down)
What the shit is that!!!!
Is that possible???
ITS A SHIT SHOCKER!!!!!

by The Andy Man 55 March 13, 2008

slime soccer

n; A 2-D computer game in which two players try to score a goal in their opponent's net. The game mimmics soccer, and is played with two "slimes" or blobs, who's color can be changed to represent a specific country.

During our study hall, Kyle and Pat played slime soccer becuase they didn't have any work to do.

by Pat Crosby June 10, 2008

Vietnamese Socketwrench

When a girl loosely wraps her lips around the head of a penis and swings her head back and forth almost violently.

I tried to talk my girl into giving me a vietnamese socketwrench the other night but she wasn't feeling it.

by Cinnamahn April 10, 2010

fun-sucker

A person who sucks the fun out of something. Usually by being cranky, sullen or critical about an activity that you're enjoying.

You get together with friends for an activity and a person in the group brings everyone else down by being cranky. They are the buzz kill. So, you say, "Everyone else is having a great time! Why are you being a Fun-Sucker?"

by KC09 April 15, 2010

Dick socket

A vagina; a whore; a disliked woman

-"Do you love her?"
--"No she's just a dick socket."

by Aussie7diamond August 11, 2014

Chatline Cock Sucker

1. Hungry cock suckers who announce on a chatline that they are there to suck off men who can't find the desirable hot chick he is looking for. Men then make a visit to the chatline cock sucker who acts as the cum dumpster providing a good blow and go.

2. The cum dumpster on a chatline.

I called that chat line to find a hot chick, but no one was on, so I got my load sucked out by the chatline cock sucker who swallowed every last drop of sperm!

by CLCS January 5, 2011

Sorry Sap Sucker

A very nasty person. Less often used as it’s counterpart word, mother fucker. People often use this term trying to make themselves not sound so nasty as saying, “mother fucker”, but other countries actually consider “Sorry Sap Sucker” as one of the harshest things to call someone.

“That sorry sap sucker ate the last dinner role!”
“Jeez, what a sorry sap sucker!”

by I’m that one guy January 19, 2022