Sniper

This is a man with a big cock, like a thanos 69 inch dragon dildo type shit

hes also a very nice man (: muwah

rando: sniper has a thanos cock...
another rando: nice ;)

by heloh July 15, 2021

Huntsman Sniper

A Sniper in Team Fortress 2 who rocks the Huntsman instead of a rifle. The arrows have some of the most janky hitboxes in the game—sometimes they miss when they should hit, sometimes they hit when they have no business doing so. Without these weird hitboxes, the Huntsman would probably be garbage, and Huntsman Snipers would be an endangered species.

Unlike Rifle Snipers, who are often called bots and kicked for their hitscan precision, a Huntsman Sniper has to deal with arrow arc and travel time, making botting nearly impossible. Still, if you know how to abuse the hitboxes, you're a menace. And if you don’t? Well… enjoy your life as a walking headshot magnet.

"Oh real funny, pal! Pin me to the wall like I’m some kinda freakin’ decoration! I HATE Huntsman Snipers!" - Scout probably

by HyperCat392 February 18, 2025

Suicide by Sniper

When a government or other powerful group kills a person who leaked incriminating evidence about them and pins it as a suicide/accident.

"Did you hear about how Epstein was supposed to leak the classified documents but killed himself before he could?"
"Nah, he didn't kill himself, he committed suicide by sniper."

by decrepitism December 20, 2023

Back Sniper

A stealth top who lets his prey believe he is seducing him. He brushes off advances, jokes about scurrying home but the guy servicing him ultimately discovers to shock and awe that he's under a Back Sniper's command.

I thought he was just a naive, curious kid. Didn't know his rep tags him as a back sniper.

by rethinker November 17, 2019

john sniper

basically a guy who’s really good at sniping. you think you can snipe him back but dude he’s really good at sniping

Sniper: “I’m gonna snipe this guy”

*Sniper gets sniped*
John Sniper: “Got em”
Random guy: “WOW, THIS GUYS A JOHN SNIPER!!”

by soreloser444 June 29, 2023

Dallas Sniper

When you gape a man's arsehole open, grab a champagne bottle and shoot the cork into the man's prostate without hitting the anus walls.

Man 1: Let's do something really freaky.
Man 2: I could give you a Dallas Sniper.
Man 1: what

by jdbrbyvbdhbf August 28, 2025

Kettle Sniper

A person who uses the hot water from a freshly boiled kettle leaving nothing behind for the person that actually boiled it.

Generally in an office or communal kitchen, where someone will go to make a tea or coffee, fill and turn on the kettle. During the 2-3minutes taken to boil the water, they may go to the toilet, answer the phone or otherwise get distracted. When they return to the kitchen the water ha been used and they have to refill and re-boil starting the time wasting cycle all over again.
Additional annoyance may occur when the first person has placed a Mug or Cafetiere on the side with ingredients inside ready for the water, but the second person has ignored this and continued without any regard for the first

Some Kettle Sniper stole my water when I was in the toilet.

I went to answer the phone and the Kettle Sniper struck.

I've tried twice to make Tea but I keep getting Kettle Sniped

by aza_uk March 6, 2015