Sarpalted

Etymology
From sarpalin, from sarahpalin, from Sarah Palin (former governor of Alaska and failed Vice Presidential candidate).

Pronunciation
Sar-PAL-ted

to act without forethought; to say something uncouth; to act in an exceedingly stupid manner; a politically correct way to stop saying the word 'retarded'

Why would you try to put a DVD in a VHS player? You're so freaking sarpalted!

Dude, seriously? Are you so fucking sarpalted that you can't figure out that your girlfriend is a tranny?

by Gregorius Mercator July 5, 2010

Sharpie in his ass

Can be used in any situation but mostly about people who are mad or look mad about something.

Scott- "Look at Mr. Sand he's acting like he has a sharpie in his ass or something."

by Jake196 September 24, 2011

Sarpili Haide

A shitty copypasta or something that make literaly no sense but its funny

Jake: So what have you been up to?
Michael: Sarpili Haide

by AlzeLemon November 13, 2020

Texas sharpshooting

Shooting the side of a barn and then drawing a bull's-eye around the bullet hole.

Describing what has happened before is Texas sharpshooting.

by rockyw June 22, 2012

Pencil Sharpener

Spinning a nugget around on your dick

Did you see Jimmy pencil sharpenered the nugget?

by John Green69 January 22, 2021

SHARP

SHARP is short for Skinheads Against Racial Prejudice - an anti-fascist and anti-racist group of skinheads.

What kind of skinheads are you?

We are SHARPs. You better take of those white laces.

by Tino SHARPovac April 23, 2008

Sharpay

an amazing girl who loves to dance, Britney Spears, swears like a sailor, loves Belle over Ariel, is always late!!

It was two dances before ours and Sharpay still wasn't there

by raqi chica woot May 24, 2009