Smoking some Bacon

The act of killing cops. Shooting some pigs.

"Hey man, what did you get up to this weekend?"
"Oh, I just went out and smoked some bacon. Pretty slow weekend."
"Yeah, Smoking some Bacon isn't very exciting."

by CanadixnLegxnd January 23, 2022

Smoking The Gun

The point in someone's life when they are debating on suicide and start thinking about shooting themselves.

I haven't seen or heard from Jeremy in a while let's reach out and make sure he's not Smoking the gun.

by Chinchilla Dish February 23, 2022

Smoking age

The age you can smoke at

What is the smoking age?

by 459395 March 6, 2022

Stocking hoes

To have a high number of hoes at your service.

Y'all seen pimp Mac?, His count is up!
He is straight stocking hoes.

by Eat organic, avoid bioengineer April 27, 2022

Smoking hottie

A smoking hottie is one or more (usually leavened) slices of bread that have recently emerged from being over exposed in a toaster.

Oh no, another smoking hottie for breakfast sad face

Look at that pair of smoking hotties!

by Corny Kelleher May 26, 2022

smoking cat piss

When you want to get weed but you only have $5.( bad weed)

“ My dealer ripped me off, now I’m smoking cat piss”

by Rocco C June 16, 2022

Shocking the gays

The act of coming out of the closest as a straight or hetrosexual person

Bob: Jean... there's something I need to tell you.
Jean: What cooking good looking?
Bob: I think I'm straight.
Jean: *fiddles with hair* Are you cereal?
Bob: I've been thinking about it for a while. Can we still be friends?
Jean: Of course, I'll try to not be turned on anymore by you.

Shocking the gays

by VibePvP August 1, 2022