To flick the foamy bottom of a beer can onto someone's ass crack whilst they are bent over picking up fire wood.
Let's do some smathering as he makes a fire.
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"So what happened last night?"
"Ohh just a little bit of shmattering"
"Did you have a good time last night?"
"Let's just say he offered me a shmatter platter"
"What are you doing tonight?"
"It's Shmatterday, what do you think I'm doing?"
"Ohh just a little bit of shmattering"
"Did you have a good time last night?"
"Let's just say he offered me a shmatter platter"
"What are you doing tonight?"
"It's Shmatterday, what do you think I'm doing?"
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Me (11:24:58 AM): WHY DON'T YOU LOOK ME IN THE EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE ANYMORE !?
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Me (11:25:06 AM): I want a divorce.
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A lost gay person.... as a friendly dis between comrads.
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A lost gay person.... as a friendly dis between comrads.
Lostconfused stupidly funny dork Fucktard friend with out a brain
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2. The ritualistic art of smashing backsides off concrete elephants, traditionally done to the beat of George Clinton and without wearing very much.
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That's a staggeringly, bowel-shatteringly good plan!
The police suspect a bowel-shattering cult for the vandalism.
The police suspect a bowel-shattering cult for the vandalism.
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