smacker in the crapper

To ejaculate into a toilet

If he's not giving birth to a bum-baby in there then it's a case of "smacker in the crapper".

by Jebadiah June 19, 2004

Tree Smacker

When you wipe your ass with your forearm and let the shit dry until it hardens like tree bark, then smack someone in the face with it.

Jeffrey got hit with a tree smacker.

by John Que December 1, 2007

Soaker

When a woman gets so incredibly turned on, instead of just getting wet she completely soaks herself in vagina juice.

Jacob- "So did Raynee like your fixie?"
Adam- "Oh hell yeah. She saw it and pretty much creamed herself it was so good."
Jacob- "Nice."
Adam- "Straight up jean soaker."

Bethany- "I like owls so much that they give me a soaker."

by Mr. Brainwash February 25, 2011

choad smoker

Person who enjoys licking the area of the body found between the testicles and the anus. Also known as the Brownly Canal and the Taint.

The person who would look up a word like this is a "choad smoker"

by Ventilator November 5, 2003

Soaker

One who participates in the act of soaking. Soaking: to place ur penis in a girls vagina, and not move in and out, as if to soak it.

The boy didn't believe in premarital sex so he became a soaker.

by kbuhles February 11, 2008

rope smoker

1. noun. One who gorfs the chode.

2. noun. Pillow biter from out west, also known as Democrat Dave.

John: "I voted FOR felching BEFORE I voted against it"

George: "rope smoker"

by C2 November 4, 2004

smoker

gay , homosexual , gay man

He's a real smoker....as in cock smoker.....

by Frankie Capone April 18, 2006