scooterpoot

to travel or move to a location with no idea of ones actions while at the location.

I'm going to scooterpoot uptown.

by thehotshotpilot March 21, 2007

scooterific

A descriptor for anything which is as economical and eco-friendly as scooters; primarily used in modern renditions of 1950's and 60's humor.

"Those recycled bike tire belts are scooterific"

by C. Higgins October 10, 2009

Scooter Whale

A person so obese that they can no longer walk, and must instead travel everywhere on an electric scooter.

Man, I almost got run over by a scooter whale at Safeway last night! That bitch needs to go on a diet.

by lydia340 June 25, 2010

Shoot Me My Round

Requesting a fight; or confrontation.

Yo, shoot me my round

by Mr.Monsta March 12, 2011

Shoot me in the face

When someone is doing/saying something that is killing you and you want to get it over with you could use the term ‘shoot me in the face’. This is because when one is shot in the face they don’t feel any pain they simply die :(

You: *Cleans room*
Mom: *Walks in room, finds one sock*
Mom: Why is your room so dirty?
You: (Probably not out loud if you don’t want ur ass whooped) Shoot me in the face.

by Bobthemotherfuckinbuilder July 19, 2018

shoot

the word you say in front of your parents because they might ground you for all eternity if you swear in front of them, and then you get back to swearing after they've left

Teenager: stubs his toe
Teenager: SHOOT
Parents: Are you ok?
Parents {in their head}: I'm glad he hasn't cursed
Teenager: hehe boi

by AUTHENTICATOR June 7, 2019

scootin

To be moving at a high rate of speed with absolute disregard to your surroundings.

Dam, that mf'er got ta scootin when he seen her brother pull up.

by B Cash October 18, 2019