Skrump 

1. verb: To attach oneself, like a leech, to a person/persons of interest while intoxicated in hopes of gettin' some.
2. verb: To physically violate.
3. noun: One who performs the aforesaid actions.

"O shit, I was skrumped on may 22nd." or "She looks like a skrumper"

Skrump by Sage and Becca July 4, 2008

Skrub 

Commonly known as "Scrub" or also a Nerd

Future is a skrub.

Skrub by originalwriter_OW May 6, 2015

Skreets 

The best response to any question. Coined by Famous Dex Also see: It was business.

Example 1:

Interviewer: Sooo, you stopped playing basketball, and then what?

Famous Dex: And then...Skreets!

Interviewer: The streets--

Famous Dex: Skreets!

Interviewer: So you get in the streets--

Famous Dex: SKREETS!

Example 2:

Interviewer: What is your nix, like what do you think you're known for?

Famous Dex: I'm known for...*Sips lean*...I'm known for like...Skreets!

Example 3:

Famous Dex: God blessed me with...Skreets!

Skreets by chickewingzbruh November 15, 2017

Skragly 

Descriptive term, used for extreme ugliness.

"Yo that bitch is skragly, that wig dont even look real"

Skragly by Ze March 20, 2004

Skranzholism 

A drug like induced malady that effects primarily males when exposed to the Skranz. The Skranz is described as coming in an extremely attractive female form and is reportedly very awesome and totally cool. This highly addictive disease has been limited to South Dakota in the past, but recently an outbreak has been reported in Texas. There is no known cure for Skranzholism, although temporary relief from Skranzing has been reported when intoxication reaches near blackout levels. Skranz is highly addictive, comparable to crack cocaine or heroin, and should you be Skranzed, immediately working on a blackout drunk is recommended. Rumors persist of an twelve step orginization called Skranzoholics Anonymous.

Tom - "See that poor guy over there they say he is a skranzholic, and been skranzed for years now."

Bob - "Yeah I hear that Skranzholism is crazy, I don't think I could handle Skranzing."

Tom - "It is man, like Nancy Reagan said, just say no to the Skranz."

Skranzholism by The prophet. February 6, 2010

Skrinkled 

A woman who has spent too much of her life being skanky, which in turn has caused her to look older than her actual age. This results in her being skrinkled.

My friend is dating this girl that's the same age as us. She's been with all his friends and looks super old. She's completley skrinkled!

Skrinkled by Neecy03 September 28, 2010

Skrt 

to leave or quickly exit and area

hey let's skrt i think i saw sydney

Skrt by orange papa 1324 August 3, 2017