Nordic Skiing

A type of skiing that requires no skill. People join this sport if they suck at sports because Nordic skiing is easy. All of the losers join this sport if they want to Ski but arent good enough to do Downhill. Wusses also join because they are afraid of going 30-40mph down a steep hill.

Stuart: "Hey guys, lets go downhill skiing"

Riley: "Sorry, man I have no skill so I'm going to go Nordic skiing."

Nick: "Yeah, I'm a wuss and not tough enough to do Downhill so I'm going with Riley."

by StuartZ February 6, 2007

Tee-Shirt Skiing

When its really warm outside, so one can ski in only a tee-shirt

Dude, it was so warm, we went tee-shirt skiing.

by sexxay March 5, 2011

Affinity Ski Wear

the most ghetto ass ski wear there is. When wearing affinity ski wear clothing you have a 100% chance of getting blown and 85% chance of getting wet. jesus Wish he wore affinity ski wear.

I was rocking my affinity ski wear and get my dick sucked, fuck yeah!

by hi457754545634132486 December 20, 2010

turbo ski job

It is essentially a standard ski job with except the one performing the act uses their mouth also. It feels really good.

Christy gives a killer turbo ski job.

by John Oates July 18, 2007

Greasy Ski Mask

When a man has sweaty testicles, he wipes the sweat off and rubs it on a woman's face.

My balls were so sweaty that night so I gave my ho a greasy ski mask.

by I_Wish August 3, 2009

Boston Ski-Mask

When one puts one's scrodom over his partners eyes while she sucks him off.

"Hey Billy, I just gave your mom a Boston Ski-Mask, it was great!"

by Thompson S. Hunter October 10, 2008

SKI BROWN SWAG

cool lay back way of chillin or gettin girls

just a great way of carring your self

the way you talk walk or party

if you got a ski brown swag then you doin sumthing right!!

askia brown has the greatest swag ever!

He got my number by using a ski brown swag.

by alexis duckett March 2, 2008