Ski Mask

When you blow a load on a woman's face and take her hair and swing it onto her face, sticking to the load.

"I gave Gwen a Ski Mask last night after she robbed my virginity."

by Skeet Raptor February 19, 2014

Nordic Skiing

A type of skiing that requires no skill. People join this sport if they suck at sports because Nordic skiing is easy. All of the losers join this sport if they want to Ski but arent good enough to do Downhill. Wusses also join because they are afraid of going 30-40mph down a steep hill.

Stuart: "Hey guys, lets go downhill skiing"

Riley: "Sorry, man I have no skill so I'm going to go Nordic skiing."

Nick: "Yeah, I'm a wuss and not tough enough to do Downhill so I'm going with Riley."

by StuartZ February 03, 2007

Affinity Ski Wear

the most ghetto ass ski wear there is. When wearing affinity ski wear clothing you have a 100% chance of getting blown and 85% chance of getting wet. jesus Wish he wore affinity ski wear.

I was rocking my affinity ski wear and get my dick sucked, fuck yeah!

by hi457754545634132486 December 19, 2010

Tee-Shirt Skiing

When its really warm outside, so one can ski in only a tee-shirt

Dude, it was so warm, we went tee-shirt skiing.

by sexxay February 19, 2011

turbo ski job

It is essentially a standard ski job with except the one performing the act uses their mouth also. It feels really good.

Christy gives a killer turbo ski job.

by John Oates June 20, 2007

Greasy Ski Mask

When a man has sweaty testicles, he wipes the sweat off and rubs it on a woman's face.

My balls were so sweaty that night so I gave my ho a greasy ski mask.

by I_Wish August 04, 2009

Boston Ski-Mask

When one puts one's scrodom over his partners eyes while she sucks him off.

"Hey Billy, I just gave your mom a Boston Ski-Mask, it was great!"

by Thompson S. Hunter August 15, 2008