Pencil Sharpener

Vulgar word for 'you know what'.

See Vajayjay

Boy: Can I stick my pencil in your pencil sharpener?
Girl: Are you sure it's going to fit?
Boy: You never know unless you try. *he winks* Don't worry, I'll clean up the shavings afterward

by Geranimo October 3, 2007

Sharp Cheddar

The act of huffing a fart to become aroused.

Brown sure did like that sharp cheddar his woman gave him last night.

by Sharp cheddar February 15, 2009

Wendy Sharpe

Commonly referred to as bendy wendy , this specimin appears to need the toilet all the time and emits a strong odor of bum juice

Freind: wendy sharpe smells a bit
You: y o s s

by Where is tie April 24, 2019

scorpion dick

a dick in which is curved up into the direction of the belly button. (this shape of the dick is physically impossible)

Shut up you have a scorpion dick.

by butt pluggz February 19, 2009

Sharp as a whip

Probably a bastardization of smart as a whip, meaning unusually intelligent or quick witted.
Often changed for comic effect by substituting 'whip' for an object with no edges.

"Although Arthur looks like a clueless dork, he's as sharp as a whip and completely in control."
"As sharp as chewed gum, more like!"

by Eyeyambob July 27, 2013

Scorp

Dank ass social media app with hella fine people

Did you see that babe on Scorp? Sharing her thoughts and whatnot. Was mad hot.

by swaggermcjagger August 1, 2016

The Sharp Scooter

The sexual act of receiving a blowjob from a physician while at the same time receiving stitches for a wound you’ve received from doing something stupid. If You ejaculate during the act you have successfully completed The Sharp Scooter.

Bro, I just cut the hell out of my toe running through the house barefoot and picked up some stitches. The Dr. even threw in The Sharp Scooter!

by VID-19 April 5, 2020