Scoop

Verb
-To remove the inner soft bready part of a bagel in order to reduce the amount of carbs consumed

Noun
-A person (male or female) who orders their bagels "scooped out", or without the inner soft bready part

-One who prefers their bagels scooped out

-A person exhibiting J.A.P.-like qualities, such as ordering their bagels scooped who is or is not a member of the Jewish faith
-A person who frequents Tompkins Square Bagels in the East Village, New York wearing yoga pants and nike running shoes and orders their bagels scooped

"Can I have a whole wheat everything bagel, but can you scoop out the inside and put lots of tofu veggie spread on...I don't want too many carbs."

"He looks like the type of guy that would scoop his bagels."
"Look at that scoop right there."

by smax615 January 27, 2015

Scoop ass

The act of Inserting a scoop of vanilla ice cream inside someone's asshole, in an attempt to make it chocolate.

Guy #1: Yesterday my girlfriend and I were getting hungry and scoop ass'ed each other.
Guy #2: I'd love to be an ice cream truck driver, just to scoop ass.

by CringeMaster5000 March 10, 2016

Scoop Dog

The New Fuhrer Of Ingenistan

Hey did you hear that 'Scoop Dog' Is now the Fuhrer of ingenistan?

by Pjing June 19, 2021

scoop-n-score

Where u fumbled the bag wit a girl and then someone else starts talking to that girl.

Dirk: Yeah bro I was talking to this girl and I fumbled, and now Ricardo is talking to her.

Chogan: Yeah Ricardo scored a scoop-n-score.

by Dick Gradyson January 6, 2023

strawberry double scoop

The exposed portion of one's testicles when the scrotum is grasped and raised above the penis, like an ice cream cone.

Ben always shows off his strawberry double scoop at work. Asshole!

by magnumbro January 26, 2010

scoop

the legendary leader (along with wedge) of teh ancient clan Clamdigger

omg, scoop just came down and headshoted me

by annonamous April 14, 2003

Scoop

Put your hand in a cup-like shape.
Put your index finger at the bottom of the bra, and slide hand upward.
If male: RUN.

Jimmy: Man, see that Bitch right there? I scooped her and she slapped me with her purse and told the teacher!!
John: What a cunt licker!

by Cunt muffin May 13, 2008