Shovking

If something is undescribable, better than shocking

Oh my god its size is so big it's shovking!-Jamal

by JUSTINBIEBER12334566 June 13, 2024

shovking

A posher way of calling something ‘shocking’

That tea was absolutely shovking

by Livia_rose June 13, 2024

Shovking

When something is better than shocking undescribable in a way

It is so big, its size it shovking!

by JUSTINBIEBER12334566 June 14, 2024

Shooting someone off

The action of cutting someone off, on the road, whilst ejaculating onto their car windshield.

My friend believed that shooting someone off was a viable punishment for reckless drivers.

by TheBlackCat9310 July 2, 2024

Shooting Star

A person who comes by and changes your life for the better but the circumstances don't allow you to continue the relationship with them e.g., right person, wrong time.

We make wishes when we look at shooting stars. That person was like one coming true.

I knew it when I saw her. She was my shooting star.

by spiderc4m November 24, 2024

Shooting Reds

When you jerk off so much that you ejaculate blood, usually after you shoot blanks and keep going

“ I broke my record for the amount of times I could jerk off in a day, I started shooting reds”

by Goobadox December 22, 2024

Shooning

The act of gooning (masturbating/edging for long periods of time) while taking a shit.

P1 "Yo dude! Stop sending me Tiktoks, im Shooning!"

P2 "Oh my god, that's so real!"

by TheRealTreener_ February 3, 2025