shocket

When you shart so violently that you rocket up out of your poopy pants and get stuck in the ceiling.

Shart+rocket=SHOCKET

Whoa! Can you get me out of the ceiling?? I shocketed again.

by Chazi July 13, 2011

Shocktoberfest

the act of performing the shocker while drinking a beer and munching a bratwurst

"Dude, lastnight i pulled off the shocktoberfest on heidi,
didnt spill my beer but got brat on her ass!"

by dr fupa December 12, 2007

Rock Shock Spock

A progression of the three most ingenious sexual maneuvers ever.

Why rock? ( \m/)
When you can SHOCK ( \n//)
When you can SPOCK! ( \\ //)

That dirty ho down south wanted the three string progression biatch! I rock shock spocked that girl to the next century.

by JFWONG October 23, 2004

Mexican Shocker

The act of giving a sexual partner a shocker and then using your shit-stained pinky finger to give her a dirty sanchez after the sexual act is completed.

"Yep, Carol, he gave me a Mexican shocker... he stuck two in the pink and one in the stink, and then smeared his pinky finger across my upper lip. What a guy!"

by NeverGonnaGiveYouUpNeverGonnaLetYouDown April 23, 2008

G-Shock

Digital watch company made by Casio. Popular amongst hypebeast, swagsters, jerkers, as the added volume around the wrist helps them stretch each others assholes wider when they fist each other in the ass.

OMG!OMG!OMG! Steven, your Hundreds G-Shock feels soo good in my ass right now! Put on your SB Dunks and gape me with that G-shock!!

by Knowledgest August 20, 2012

Shocker Plow

Put your hands together like you're praying. Fan them out so just your fingertips are touching. Then 4 in the pink, 4 in the stink.

I gave her the Shocker Plow. Four in the pink, four in the stink.

by Party.Pat July 11, 2011

shockery

An extremely high voltage, arguably has the most shockage of all. Do not attempt to in any way interact with it, for you will not be able to survive. A "Shockery" may have a chance to give you electric powers (That's what happened to Geoffrey) but there is a small amount of chance. Anyone who is called a "Shockery" must be awesome in some way, as the voltage would have killed him (As David was killed) Do not underestimate the power of Shockery.

WATCH OUT! SHOCKERY IS COMING TO KILL YOU!!!

by JevNoKiro May 26, 2014