situational crime

crime that is committed when an opportunity is there for the criminal to commit it.

a relatively new concept of preventing this type of crime is Situational Crime Prevention (SCP), which is when methods are used to reduce the number of opportunities available for criminals to commit crimes

Oh, that CCTV camera definitely helped prevent a situational crime
The room's empty, no one's expected, perfect time to commit a situational crime

by titaniyum August 31, 2017

Situation Steve

Purposely taking things too literally and playing dumb about it. Then most often rage quitting.

We had a situation steve during last night’s destiny raid.

by Situation-Steve June 5, 2018

Situational ghosting

When a friend makes plans with you, waits until the day of the event and then gives vague answers by text and does not answer her phone instead of telling you she is not coming.

Becca was supposed to go out with us but then totally disappeared—she is the queen of situational ghosting.

by Winc12345 June 1, 2019

Shitathon

When marathon runners shit themselves and yet continue to run the marathon.

The 10k turned into a shitathon for many of the runners.

by TKinfinity July 17, 2019

Situationalship

"Two aries" This extremely rare and odd occasion is something that is almost certainly to beconsidered as the tall tale signs of the infamous "written in the stars" relationship. The down side is of course to battle against what life and eachother surprise you with. The will to seek... and not fear the future will most undoubtedly lead to a couple of savages living in a situationalship.....BITCH PLEASE 🎤 drop

They are weird af.....situationalship type people...

by Situationalship October 3, 2019

Shattation

The occurrence of a potential accidental shat

Girls don’t admit to accidental shattation.

by Casper’sghost August 17, 2020

Situationalize

putting yourself in a situation, in someone else's shoes, point of view and perspective, to understand, grasp and analyze, so you can disqualify yourself of any pre-conceptions or pre-judgement.

whenver i am having a deep conversation with someone, i like to situationalize myself into what their sharing with me.

by AccordingToRyC November 29, 2020