To be with child and therefore unable to hold any semblance of your former social life or personal identity. This runs the gamut of all active parents, whether they disappear because they are committed to their new role, or if they reluctantly and resentfully accept the role after receiving a positve paternity test in a state that's all but banned abortion.
"Yo Troy, let's scoop up DeMarcus so we can smoke this spliff and watch Endgame"
"DeMarcus ain't coming. Ain't you heard? He seated-up with Shavon. He got the paternity results from Maury Povich and those two poofed like Thanos."
"DeMarcus ain't coming. Ain't you heard? He seated-up with Shavon. He got the paternity results from Maury Povich and those two poofed like Thanos."
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