Seattle Sounders

An American MLS soccer team in Seattle, Washington. The original USL team was founded in 1974, and they joined the MLS in 2009 as an expansion team. They average 40,000+ fans per game which is one of the highest attendance records in MLS. They have yet to miss the playoffs and set the record for the most consecutive MLS wins in history. As of 2019, they have won two MLS Cups (2016 & 2019), four Lamar Hunts US Open Cups, one Supporter's Shield, and three Western Conference Championships. They are also currently tied for the most Cascadia Cups with the Vancouver Whitecaps. Their two biggest rivals are Vancouver and the Portland Timbers who are far less accomplished than the Sounders.

"My favorite MLS team is the Seattle Sounders!"

by Knowledgeable Soccer Gal December 11, 2019

Dickless in Seattle

The extreme frustration occasioned by the inability to pursue the ample sexual opportunities in Seattle Washington.

Seattle is a place abundant in beautiful and willing women. You can imagine my frustration when I had a herpes flare-up and was DICKLESS IN SEATTLE.

by Jon Barleycorn March 14, 2011

scuttle

The smooth, not so subtle slide between people blocking your way to what you want. for example your beer, that hot looking bitch, ect.

Hey man, lets scuttle and see if we cant hit that.

by Bubba J October 2, 2007

Sattle

Slang shortcut for the city of Seattle. Just like Frisco for San Francisco.

I flew up to Sattle from Frisco last week for a medical seminar.

by Carstaires February 5, 2009

Seattle Freeze

bitches be cold in the 206, gotta get em in bed before they even say hello to ur face daaaaamn

A: "This gurl i met at neumos last night had the seattle freeze"
B: "Oh yeah, why do you say?"
A: "Cuz i looked at her from across the room and she straight turned to ice"
B: "daaaaaaamn she got dat seattle freeze"
A: "Well wtf do i do about dat"
B: "Fuckin' talk to her"

by freezinmyassoff March 6, 2014

skattle

little brown hemispheres of fecal matter resembling skittles brand candy

"Shit, man, I ain't tastin' no rainbow in this here skattle!"

"Don't give me a skattle and tell me iz made by MandM Mars"

by Anthony B Smith November 26, 2007

shattle

to get off work earlier than a mate and rub it in their face

"shattles amy you crackhead - im fucking offski"

by shatmister April 29, 2009