Safety Boy

A term used by gay men who do not use protection while having sexual encounters in public or semi public places to describe men who use condoms.

At the last second he unwrapped a condom and put it on, I didn't know he was a Safety Boy, but if that's what he wants, its OK with me.

by Danny-bear January 25, 2010

Safetyism

Basically means that we are putting a safety in children/people now

“Wow the kids these days are so soft”

“Maybe if the world wasn’t so full of safetyism we wouldn’t have this problem”

by >(030)> October 9, 2019

Oh Bob Saget!

A story involving Bob and his pet saget. Saget was stealing some food and Bob was angry. He was yelling at him "YOU ALREADY ATE 2 MONTHS AGO, NO FOOD FOR YOU!!!" The end!

Hey oh bob saget!

by Bob and saget December 1, 2015

Safety

-a person yells this when they acknlodge the fact that they said something stupid and out of context
-after saying something stupid, a person yells safty to avoid punishment
-correaltion with a hard one (a hard one, is simple smack on the back of the head)

Tony abuse the word safety.
Geo and JBZ-
"Tony that is a hard one."
Tony- "No I yelled safety!"
One day Tony said, "Is a hotdog really made from dogs?" After he said that he said "Safety" to avoid punishment (a hard one).

by JBZ and Geo December 13, 2004

sneaky saget

the act of taking your dick and slamming it into a drawer, thereby flattening your schlong. you then shit in the girl's mouth, duct tape her mouth closed, and slide your dick into her ass like a credit card and scream "I want shoes, bitch."

and you do all of this while listening to the Marseillaise and pray that germany doesn't rape your ass again

Tim is well loved by the ladies for his sneaky saget.

by Hung Really Low October 29, 2008

Safety Belt

A cuddling term used when spooning where the person in back wraps their top arm around the other person, about at the waist. This resembles a seat belt, or safety belt.

This is most common coupled with spaghettiing and they make a perfect, relaxing pair.

K: How was last night with Johnny?
C: Amazing. After everything we cuddled, and I got to wear my safety belt *winks*
K: I love it when my boyfriend does that to me!

by Kakillia March 12, 2011

Safety Dance

We can dance if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
'Cause your friends don't dance
And if they don't dance
Well, they're no friends of mine

Say, we can go where we want to
A place where they will never find
And we can act like we come
From out of this world
Leave the real one far behind

And we can dance
Or sing

We can go when we want to
Night is young and so am I
And we can dress real neat
From our hats to our feet
And surprise 'em with the victory cry

Say, we can act if we want to
If we don't, nobody will
And you can act real rude and totally removed
And I can act like an imbecile

And say, we can dance, we can dance
Everything's out of control
We can dance, we can dance
They're doing it from pole to pole
We can dance, we can dance
Everybody look at your hands
We can dance, we can dance
Everybody's taking the chance
Safety dance
Oh well, the safety dance
Ah yes, the safety dance

We can dance if we want to
We've got all your life and mine
As long as we abuse it, never gonna lose it
Everything'll work out right

I say, we can dance if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
Because your friends don't dance
And if they don't dance
Well, they're no friends of mine

I say, we can dance, we can dance
Everything's out of control
We can dance, we can dance
We're doing it from pole to pole
We can dance, we can dance
Everybody look at your hands
We can dance, we can dance
Everybody's taking the chance

Oh well, the safety dance
Ah yes, the safety dance
Oh well, the safety dance
Oh well, the safety dance
Oh yes, the safety dance
Oh, the safety dance, yeah
Well, it's the safety dance
It's the safety dance
Well, it's the safety dance
Well, it's the safety dance
Oh, it's the safety dance
Oh, it's the safety dance

by Death Menace February 6, 2023