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Swamp Trap

When a guest defecates in your bathroom, then takes a long hot shower, then, closing the door, leaves all the poopstink and smothering humidity for the next poor visitor to discover. This can be either intentional or unintentional.
My friend was raised with some terribly bad habits, and whenever he comes over I have to try to police the gross inconsiderate things he does, but somehow no matter how conscientious I am, I always end up stumbling unexpectedly into a Swamp Trap.
by wordsloth January 11, 2015
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Swamp donkey

An impeccably ugly skinny girl missing at least one tooth, whose vagina smells like a Mexican fish market.
Amy is a total swamp donkey dude...what the fuck are you doing sleeping with her?
by Vulch5 October 29, 2015
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Swamp monster

Noun redneck for an ugly person.
Damn that swamp monster over there wants your number
by Stevil85 October 6, 2016
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Swamp Cakes

The sexual act of eating the ingredients of a smore from the between the buttocks after they have melted due to body heat.
Yeah, on our camping trip my boyfriend fed me swamp cakes. It was hot.
by thejettison July 18, 2016
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swamp eye

when a girl is giving oral the males cum then gets in her eye
Rebecca got Garret's cum in her eye so now she had swamp eye
by swamp watt August 31, 2016
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Swamp Ass

Swamp Ass is when your crack,balls and gooch start to smell like bad eggs on a case of Monday's,it's extremely sweaty it's like working at a kebab shop.
After a long day of work i went home to this smell of bad eggs ,so! I ran to bathroom and looked in the mirror and whispered swamp Ass to myself I knew this wouldn't be the end ! Then suddenly the swamp Ass was getting closer and closer ,I knew this because I started smelling sweaty clegg nut ,I could hear it swinging it was like walking into Wilkinson's toilets , the smell was getting to me so I just started wiping fiercely I started bleeding but the smell was going then I realised it was me!....
by Swamp64 April 17, 2017
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swamp grease

When your woman is horny and ready
Hey man she is full of swamp grease and ready for my penis to pump her up
by Wsjr6023 April 27, 2017
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