German Surprise

n. When a person is recieving head and is about to cum, he does not warn the participant, but rather lets it all out in her throat. She then chokes because of the surprising nature of the matter and then continues to lap it up and finish the job.

"Dude, I totally gave that bitch the german surprise!"

"If you don't shut up, I'm going to give you the german surprise."

by buckeyefever09 April 15, 2008

Surprised

The feeling you get when seeing what kind of things are allowed on urban dictionary.

I am surprised

by D-Monkey May 9, 2018

The Wells Surprise

noun The act of substituting photos of one's self engaging in intercourse with another man with various photos around your place of residence. This act is followed by a clear disregard to any infraction when faced with inquiries about said photos.

When she came home from work, Megan got The Wells Surprise. Even though the evidence was apparent, I continued to play my xbox and ignore her accusations.

by Jose Myser January 11, 2009

surprise fry

the french fry you find in the bottom of the bag, usually under tha hamburger, that fell out of the pack with the other fries.

"I was so upset when I ran out of french fries, but when i reached in the bag for my burger, I found a surprise fry!"

by Colbey Joyce May 14, 2007

supresent

a suprise present, a completely unexpected gift, a gift for no reason at all

"Wow, what beautiful flowers and it's not even my birthday or our anniversary. What a great supresent!"

by LizaLou April 6, 2010

salami sunrise

When a man passes out with effort after trying to suck his own cock and wakes up with his cock still in mouth, it will feel like another mans penis for atleast 10 seconds, before the mans brain, small as it is, remembers that it is his own.
He will be mocked mercilessly for many years to come

Dude, jesus I'm so stiff after my salami sunrise!
You have the look of pain only a man would have after a salami sunrise.
This mornings Salami Sunrise really took it out of me.

by Chalise April 23, 2009

Zapato Surprise

The act of dropping a load in someones shoes.

I'm so pissed off right now man.

Why?

Last night someone gave me a Zapato Surprise.

ooooooh shoot!

by Aniahlater March 18, 2011