Cyber stalker

A cyber stalker is a sick and lonely coward individual who abuses the anonymity of the internet as his only possibility to molest another person. This kind of breed uses all kinds of internet services like talk forums or blogs for chasing his victims. The victims are mostly only accidental and get attacked for no given reason.

Commonly used accusations by cyber stalkers: 'XYZ is a nazi.' Or: 'she/he' (the victim) is known for having done this or that' (mostly sexual accusations or perversions). Or just: 'XYZ is a jerk because ...'

by Carlos Cumpleanos December 16, 2008

stalkerish

someone who is always around, you always run into them

stace: hey didnt we just see that guy at the store? didnt he try to talk to you last year?

lex : yes he is stalkerish, always around out of nowhere

by argentinagirl83 April 10, 2011

social Stalking

Looking act someone without having the nerve to actually go up and say hello.

Quit social stalking that "big beefy" boy at the gym already.

by Marty October 1, 2003

bean-stalker

n. A woman who is a chronic masturbater. Her bean or clit is getting used so much it needs to issue a restraining order on her fingers for always being in the area.

v. "If I get anymore turned on I'm going to have to go bean-stalking!" said Sue.

Sally said last night that if she doesn't get laid soon, she's going to turn into a bean-stalker.

by Blade57 October 22, 2008

Stalker Stunt

Calling someone repeatedly and/or back to back in an effort to force them to answer their phone. Then calling from someone else's phone or pressing *67 to restrict your phone number hoping they will answer. Scrolling through their missed, received, or dialed numbers list on their cell phone. Reading their text messages. Driving or stopping by their job or home uninvited. Inquiring with their friends or family about their whereabouts.

Tonya: "Michael called me 10 times today within 2 hours and left me 3 messages"

Lisa: "Wow, did he stop by your job again too"?

Tonya: "No, but I think he called me from a private number at 5 am this morning"

Lisa: "Geez......, what a stalker stunt"!

by Lois Lane Miami July 13, 2007

stalkenator

Someone who no matter how many times you tell them he/she will not get the hint. The ultimate stalker.

Anthony Sardinas is the STALKENATOR!

by The Best Period!!! March 30, 2010

Stalker

What every kid thinks of another when a peer says hi in the halls. . . it's said WAY too much, and its stupid, because stalking is a serious issue, and its friggin scary as hell. So I've seen in the news & on TV shows.

Actually, it is when a male or female, of any age, becomes fixed on a certain person or group, usually an individual, though. They do anything associated with this person; buying items the victim owns, watching them/following them, attempting contact through technology (phones, internet, xbox, etc.), and many more ways. The stalker wants to know everything possible about the person, so they do their research. Once they really 'grow' on the person (getting used to looks & habits), when change is made, they either become hostile or move on to a different target. Stalking can take place in any environment, any age, and for a long period of time, or in opposite, a very short time. Not all cases of stalking have murderous or sexual purposes, most cases have no motive at all. Stereotypically, the stalker may be an ex-partner of the victim. Underage stalking has an even bigger punishment . ..

~Brother: Maddie, dude your such a stalker! Poor Justin Bieber...

-8 year old sister: Nuh uh! You liarrr!

~Brother: Must we review what happened after the concert three months ago? Yes, I believe we do; you hid in his bathroom, waited until he finished his CD signing. Then you popped out of the shower as he was dropping a shit? That wasn't cool...

-8 year old sister: I am not! He's just wicked hot, and I want to marry him, and I want him to take my virginity away!:D

~Brother: o.O

by Kingfishahh(; December 28, 2010