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Spunk

A Danish confectionery wine gummy brand invented in 1971, most often consumed in Denmark and Germany.
The name is derived from a Swedish children's book character who invented the word 'spunk' but could find no use for it.
As in said children's book, there are no other known uses or definitions for this word beyond the Danish candy it is named for.
"Jeg har lige slugt en mundfuld Spunk! (I have just swallowed a mouthful of Spunk!)" - random Danish child, probably
by Booz McGroove November 21, 2024
mugGet the Spunkmug.

Spunk

Spunk is what your mum should of swallowed instead of having it put in her pussy
you = gone off spunk
by Big Cock Riley February 17, 2021
mugGet the Spunkmug.

spunk salad

A light semen drizzle directly onto your salad instead of the usual mayo or dressing.
"I hate that old nun, she's so homophobic."
"Never mind I've sorted her out. I only made her up a spunk salad and she's wolfing it down."
"Oh, you'll go to Hell for it."
"Worth it just to hear her ask for seconds."
by LiberaceHudson April 19, 2018
mugGet the spunk saladmug.

spunk flick

The act of flicking spunk off your hand in a quick jerk and whipping motion. Mimicking that of a whip.
Here mate, I’ve just spunk flicked in your cup of tea by accident.
by chicken lee dersht February 5, 2025
mugGet the spunk flickmug.

monkey spunk

A white coloured lubricant. Used by car mechanics to fit tyres to rims.

Any residue left by a grease monkey on your car/truck after servicing.
After collecting my car from the garage . There was monkey spunk on the steering wheel . After touching the wheel . i touched my face . Now I have monkey spunk on my face
by ifuckputinsmom June 10, 2022
mugGet the monkey spunkmug.

Spunk-bubble

The tip of the condom, that stops or gets in the semens‘ way.

Call someone whos in the way or slowing you down a spunk bubble
“Move the fuck out of the way you grotty little spunk-bubble”

“speed the fuck up you slow, decrepit, dry old spunk-bubble i’m in a rush”
by Aj the spunker May 29, 2023
mugGet the Spunk-bubblemug.

blow spunk

When one shoots semen all over themselves or near passersby after seeing something quite arousing.
by batbearwillstab August 5, 2014
mugGet the blow spunkmug.

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