spleef

The act of improving on what once needed improvement.

Wow that looked like shit before I totally spleefed it out.

by Steve115 December 10, 2006

splenda

An adjective describing something that is so freakin sweet it can only be described as "sweeter than sweet".

Pedro, that jump was splenda.

by TeeI October 23, 2005

spleef

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by meech May 4, 2003

spleegeegeer

1.word meaning some one beats the wang to much and they need to stop.

originated by me

I've been quite the spleegeegeer this past week.

by lucas mcrevere June 16, 2004

Spleege

a persons body part or organ being bigger then another body part or organ.

my ball is bigger then my other ball therefore i have a spleege sack.

by dan21steen September 25, 2012

Splenda Mama

Similar to a sugar mama but very, very old.

“Hey, did you hear Gaby’s grandma got him the new PS5?”
“That’s not his grandma dude, that’s his Splenda Mama hooking him up. His dick is gonna smell of ben-gay for ages after that.”

by OGBB March 25, 2021

Splert

1. A descriptive term pertaining predominantly with male ejaculation, sometimes female, as well. 2. To describe a pending orgasm. 3. A term used announcing sexual intentions/wishes. 4. Used to describe a woman's period, or, 'time-of-the-month'. 5. Squeezing a liquid substance out of a squirt bottle or tube. 6. Used to give vague details of after birth when a woman produces a baby.

Sex completed: "Wow! I came and it really splert that time!"
Orgasm pending: "I'm gonna splert!" He said in passion.
Wanton desire: "Dude! I'd really like to splert her!"
Menstruation: "I used my last tampoon for my splert!"
Squirt bottle: "That ketchup came out in a splert."
Childbirth: "After she delivered, I had an intern clean up the splert on the floor!"

by Mike in Aurora, Colorado February 5, 2008