smessed

When you receive an SMS or TEXT message.

"Danielle just smessed me."

by Meecher December 31, 2004

dangle session

Completely merking someobody's titties in sports, gaming, etc.

Dude how you doing over there. Pretty much just dangled seshed that mutherfucker.

Dude you just hit up that dangle session in this mutherfucker.

by TittieMerker3000 March 4, 2009

Nigerian Prayer Session

When a group of friends masterbate around a friends sleeping wife

Hey dude, can we do a Nigerian Prayer Session to Kerri, we won't cum on her.

by Loudog198469 October 15, 2015

Struggle Session

When everything goes wrong, or when you get really frusturated and nothing seems to be going your way.

I got a flat tire and was late on my way to my final that i failed... talk about a "Struggle Session"

by B Dave 920 January 22, 2010

Sessanaa

The name of a female who is loving and caring and extremely selfless even in situations when they have to put themselves first they always find a way to wiggle their way around it and put someone else before them.
Kind hearted person and great fun to be around, caring very deeply about people who are close to them and protecting them at all costs.

Oh wow I bet her name is Sessanaa she's so hot

by GooseD2 March 13, 2022

Specs

A hoish lookin girl that is just interesting in a good time prolly a dick takin or 2, mostly in the age range of 13-15

Matt: who is that girl
Dan: wat girl?
Matt: the one with specs???
Dan: oh her , yeah im hittin that i met her like 2 mins ago

by AZN01301 March 20, 2008

Specs

To have a wank in the shower

"Omg... its been a week and i had to do a specs"
"Whoops i specsed all down the glass"
"i do hope my specs doesnt block the plughole"
"hang on i need to wash the specs off my feet"

by jimmmmmmmmmmmmy April 16, 2008