Party-Shorts

To wear compression shorts to a party with nothing else over them is to be wearing party-shorts. The party is typically a college rager. It is often themed as to be the reason that compression shorts are acceptable attire, but doesn't necessarily have to be the case.

Girl:Why is that guy dressed like Lance Armstrong, what type of party does he think this is wearing compression shorts here?
Guy: Oh those are just his party-shorts, he knows what's up.

by BottomBTheorist January 12, 2011

Tugging my shorts

Tired. Ready to be taken out of the game. First used by Magic Johnson to describe Michael Jordan during the playoffs. Magic explained that Michael must be tired because he was "tugging his shorts".

Bro 1: Yo dude, you coming out tonight? We're gonna get banged up.

Bro 2: No way dude, I just wailed on my pecs. I'm tugging my shorts, big time.

by redbelt June 12, 2009

sorostitute

A sorority girl with a moral compass that does not always point north (or any other direction) on a regular basis.

After a couple of drinks, Emily was willing to accept the role of sorostitute for any number of boys at the party.

by Wordsmithy747 April 18, 2010

slut shorts

Those skanky shorts that girls (sometimes guys) that are considered "short shorts".

1: Look at her! Dang she is nice!
2: Awesome slut shorts on her to.
1: They even say "Juicy"!

by Ma-Rak January 5, 2009

soitseems.net

Probably the best comic and audio podcast the world has ever heard. Owners: Dan Caporal, Kyle Morgan, and Shaun Ringsmuth Use their massive brains to urinate knowledge into your uneducated cranium.

George: Man, I just slaughter 18 baby seals and now im bored.
Fred: Jumping Eskimos man, Haven't you been to soitseems.net. Its like your one stop anti-boredom shop.

by Dan Caporal June 27, 2008

SARTS

Singing At Random Time Syndrome. This "disease" is most commenly found in woman, more specifically, moms.

A was talking to my mom about hamburgers when she suddenly burst into song, a knew then that she must have SARTS.

by WaffleCohn June 6, 2011

sorostitutical

(adj.) of or pertaining too sorostitute-like behavior.

that scandalous picture of Ryan on facebook was totally sorostitutical.

by LilAds October 9, 2011