sneezy snatch

Sneezy Snatch: noun;
1: a vagina that is in the process of queefing
2: a violent breezy vagina
3: a puff of air that is excreted from a snatch

It sounded like she farted but it was really just her sneezy snatch that made that sound.

by Flickityflickflack December 28, 2008

Warm Snatch

A girl's private part, Vagina

The best type of medicine is a girl's warm snatch

by Thechengman October 23, 2016

Cyber snatch

1When a man uses on line dating sites too hook up with women

2 Derogatory name for females on internet dating sites

My buddy Lump was on match.com trying to hook up with some cyber snatch.

by BCD42 November 29, 2017

Snatch Goblin

A derogatory term for a heterosexual male or a homosexual female. Referring to one who spends more time in the depths of a vaginal abyss rather than out, interacting, in the real world.

Jenna: "Hey, where's David?"
Tom: "Oh, he's stuck between Kylie's thighs again."
Jenna: "Oh my god, he is such a snatch goblin."
Tom: "True that."

by oogabooga456 May 22, 2013

Tomato Snatch

The nasty stink that a girl's vagina aquires from eating to many tomatoes.

Cassye's snatch smells like a rotting dead person, she has a bad case of tomato Snatch.

by Vic Hayes April 14, 2007

snatch napkin

Nonchalantly stated in the movie "I hope they serve beer in hell", Snatch Napkin is a derogatory term used as an aid in the vocabularies of hometown comedians in making fun of braindead sluts. It can almost literally be translated to: whore, slut, or any of the other fine words used to describe the combination of beauty and stupidity.

guy: "you're such a snatch napkin hahaha"
girl: "oh my godddddd whats thattttt?"
guy: "oh it just means your really pushy, you know, like you like to snatch things away from people and shit. don't worry about it baby."
girl: "ohhhh, well im a total snatch napkin then!"
guy: "snickering"

by kotabro93 October 17, 2009

Snatch goblin

A snizzle demon indigenous to the region between a woman's hair crown and her fun spot; potentially dangerous and known cause of jimmy malfunctions.

Aw, man, my jimmy split last night when I was banging that ho, and I covered her baby tubes with an avalanche of sticky snow. I'm pretty sure there was a snatch goblin in there.

by Sam5232 December 29, 2007