slap a cig

to ask someone if they have an extra cigarette for you or to ask if they want to go smoke one

-Damn, I got a 4% on my math test, I need to go slap a cig.

-Shit, I'm out of cigs, you mind if I slap one?

by captain insano32 March 14, 2011

Saggy Slapped

The act of being slapped with the saggy breasts of a mature femme fatale.

Well I was bangin' that granny last night and I tried to stick it in her arse and she turned around and saggy slapped me, the bitch!

by thesaggyslapper99 December 10, 2009

Daap Slap

Hard work that is art/design related suddenly failing because of a trivial oversight. Usually just before a critique when you'd be tired, hungry, and ready to quit. Then you are Daap Slapped without a completed project to show and may have to make due with something worthless.

"This project should never see the light of day."
"DAAP SLAP!"

"Time for crit and you ain't got shit"
DAAP SLAP!

by daaper13 March 22, 2011

SLJ Slap

The slap Samuel L Jackson gives his daughter in the movie Lakeview terrace. It also looks Very very painful

KiD: Dont talk back to that guy he'll Slj slap you

by TdwpFan4life June 1, 2009

dog slapping

The act of slapping a canine as an act of dicipline or dominace

"He went dog slapping... but hes dog slapping a pack of wolves?"
"You idiot, quit dog slapping!"

by onewingedblackbird November 5, 2022

Slap And Dab

Where A Man And A Women Have Intercourse And After The Man Takes The Women’s Hand And Starts High-Fiving And Dabbing Her Up Like A G.

Molly And I Will Slap And Dab Today.

by Muñañyo April 14, 2021

Jiffy Slap

The act of applying peanut butter to your hand, and slapping someone across the face. It is most effective when performed on someone with a mild peanut allergy.

Person #1: He's such a jerk, next time I see him it's jiffy slap time.
Person #2: Use chunky, smooth just wont cut it.

by Ellis Lee September 27, 2011