slap the sergeant

Masturbating.

I'm going to think about you while I slap the sergeant tonight.

by Anal Speeds October 25, 2013

Slang Dildangin'

A process inspired by the accurately named "Slang Dangin'" this process requires the aid of a plastic paynus substitute otherwise known as a "dildo." The difference of this is that two females are involved in said phenomenon where one female using a sexual aid device will then assault the delicate lady parts of a girl who is about to become one Slang Dildangin' less innocent. If preformed properly escape is not possible due to paralysis from the waist down.

Guyface: Did you hear ashley cant walk?
Girlface: yea! her and breadquanda were Slang Dildangin' last night!
Guyface: poor ashley!

by TheInfamousKiDd November 14, 2014

slay loaf

A man named Nathan klein who bares a resemblance to a loaf of bread and slays all the ladies

Ex: 1)Did you see Nathan with Anika Mayo

2)Yea! He's such a slay loaf

by Bennett turner December 4, 2016

Slave to Society

Someone who agrees and follows societal norms and trends, or someone who is "normal".

I was a slave to society once.

by CybermanFord August 4, 2017

Slam to the grave

To beat someone so hard that the person will be critically injured and probably dead.

Usage of slam to the grave:

A: You picked the wrong house fool! Leave or I'll slam you to the grave.
B: Shit I'm outta here.

by WordWorld July 31, 2017

Slap Ass Thursday

A day dedicated to slapping someone else's ass (most likely your friend) it can only be someone of the same gender to slap ones ass (unless you are dating then it's allowed)

Friend: Tomorrow is Slap Ass Thursday you better keep those cheeks out of reach
You: You better be careful too

by Don't Mention Me January 16, 2019

Slap your crush day

October 23: a national slap your crush day

I walked up to my crush and told him that I have a crush on him and slapped him slap your crush day

by Aha sikes October 22, 2019